She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im holly from the hills drunk
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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