evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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