How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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