With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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