can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
my nose is crying tears of wow.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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