why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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