We named our party play list daddy issues
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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