I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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