i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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