I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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