my being single is dangerous.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We're too hungover to prance.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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