She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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