what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
This show inspires me to have sex in space
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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