Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He better not be in your backpack
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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I'm bleeding and have questions
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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