I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It all started with a game of naked twister.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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