420 ftw
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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