high people should be assigned attendants
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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