someone get that fucking seahorse.
operation have a gay friend backfired
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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