I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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