lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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