$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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