And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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