she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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