dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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