They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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