At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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