he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
