He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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