i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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