GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I am available for nakedness
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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