Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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