I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
