Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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