There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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