dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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