I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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