I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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