That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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