I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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