32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize