I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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