don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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