im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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