No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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