she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
