I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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