Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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