When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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