conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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