So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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