I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
